waitedforgarridebs:

fellshish:

fellshish:

fellshish:

The idea of bodyswapped johnlock is so hilarious to me i suddenly feel like writing again 👀👀

Nothing literary though i mostly imagine them constantly hiding their mutual boners to hide the fact they find themselves arousing

John: you have a… ummm. You have a boner

Sherlock: well, technically it’s your body

John: don’t just stand there, do something, you twat!

Sherlock: what do you normally do!

John: …

Sherlock: oh.

John: exactly.

Sherlock: well, get it over with then.

John: what

Sherlock: you do it! i’m not going to masturbate your boner!

John: well, technically…

Just one technical queston:

Do they find themselves arousing as in, 

  • John (in Sherlock’s body) sees himself (John’s body) standing across the room (and vice versa), or
  • John is in Sherlock’s body and finds his current body arousing (and vice versa), and should probably masturbate in front of a mirror?