John + being ready to cheat on Mary and fuck Sherlock in every episode of series 3 only to be derailed.
Tag: johnlock
i feel cracky sometimes..
The brief, crushing look of realisation that dawned upon John’s face after Sherlock said this was heartbreaking
The idea of bodyswapped johnlock is so hilarious to me i suddenly feel like writing again 👀👀
Nothing literary though i mostly imagine them constantly hiding their mutual boners to hide the fact they find themselves arousing
John: you have a… ummm. You have a boner
Sherlock: well, technically it’s your body
John: don’t just stand there, do something, you twat!
Sherlock: what do you normally do!
John: …
Sherlock: oh.
John: exactly.
Sherlock: well, get it over with then.
John: what
Sherlock: you do it! i’m not going to masturbate your boner!
John: well, technically…
Just one technical queston:
Do they find themselves arousing as in,
- John (in Sherlock’s body) sees himself (John’s body) standing across the room (and vice versa), or
- John is in Sherlock’s body and finds his current body arousing (and vice versa), and should probably masturbate in front of a mirror?
And if I fall here
At least you know, my dear
that I would die for you
Promise you won’t
ever feel a thing
Green Violin Bow 